1. Vanessa’s Dumpling House, Lower East Side Whenever I have friends in town, I always take them here. The vegetarian sesame sandwich is mindblowing (and only $1.50.) You can leave here incredibly full for about $5.
“I have a suspicion that the definition of ‘crazy’ in show business is a woman who keeps talking even after no one wants to fuck her anymore.”—Tina Fey in The New Yorker. This is the line of the year so far, people. (via gq)